Some members open multiple stables, even though it is illegal, while others lie about their age, which is less illegal, but what does one do when members demand recognition for their advancing years and continued participation in the virtual horse racing community on Raceclubs.com? Here's my response to a certain member who needs no introduction to regular Raceclubbers.
Dear Members,
I have forwarded your details to the department responsible for investigating multiple stables, they will force you to return back to your original stable and close down all of the other stables you've opened. Thereafter, they will send you the remaining slices of last year's Christmas cake for you enjoy. As a special bonus, when you hit your 100th birthday we'll instruct Liz II to send you a birthday telegram.
BTW: We're glad you've been around for so long and wish you even more success in the next 9 years! I hasten to add most trainers lie about their birthdays with more conviction than Zsa Zsa Gabor, or if their registration pages are correct, they were born on the 1 January 1920 before drop-down filters were introduced to the internet. Maybe we should celebrate the day everyone joined RaceClubs.com because unlike one's age one cannot lie about the day they became a member of the virtual horse racing community- and that day really is worth celebrating! Considering that Members is celebrating his 12th anniversary this month, which is traditionally celebrated with silk, RaceClubs.com has pimped the lovely Ms. Jennifer Harris into one of Member's finest silks which she will be wearing today in one of his races. WTG Members! Edward
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