How do you measure up on Valentine's Day? Are you the ultimate grade 1 lover?

Valentine's Day Races

Valentine's Day was a day for secret admirers to shower their loves with tokens of their affection but unfortunately its present day existence is yet another classic example of how corporate greed can generate huge profits through mindless sentimentalism re-packaged in shiny paper with an overpriced card attached. 

Even the RP admitted that he wished he had thought about it first because nothing tells your wife that you love her more than a virtual horse with her name on it. Chocolate makes her fat, champagne turns her into a drunk but a virtual horse would keep her svelte and trim - and when she wins the big stakes you know you'll enjoy in the spoils. 

This is where we tell you the Valentine's WFA is the perfect race to express your love for all and sundry and enter your best *yawn* but we won't, because you've heard it all before! 

This Valentine's Day where we get realistic about relationships, love and horse racing: because it's all about compromise and allowances... So, these are your Valentine's Day races, from us to you with love - and no strings attached or shiny paper! All you have to do is decide what kind of lover you are, enter your designated races and see what you win!

 

Are you a Grade 1 lover?

You’re a virtual stallion in the community; you coax the best performances out of your horses through long, hard training sessions, which leave you wanting more. You don't care if it's yielding, fast or muddy so long as it's a high-stakes race with an appreciative audience throwing extra cash at your feet while applauding your endurance, stamina and speed. 

PS: There's an extra £448.00 in added sponsorship on the Grade 1 races! 

Enter the Grade 1 Valentine's Races

 

Are you a Grade 2 lover?

You're no Casanova but you make out okay. While you aren't going to wine and dine someone to the ends of the earth just to get in the saddle, you know you're competent enough to finish the distance even if no one is going to be boasting about it in the morning… although it would be nice if someone mentioned how well you did occasionally. 

PS: There's a mention for all G2 Valentines Allowance race runners. In scarlet letters!

Enter the Grade 2 Valentine's Races

 

Are you a Grade 3 lover?

Oh cruel fate, how can you live down the ignominy when there aren't even allowances for the Grade 3 lover? That's because you're the one getting the allowance. If you want to celebrate the romance of Valentine's, you just have to admit you sometimes pay for it.

PS: There's no harm at looking for a Valentine in a £3.20 Claimer!

Enter the Grade 3 Valentine's Races

 

Are you always last to get a Valentine? 
No matter what kind of lover you are - you can WIN a free horse!

Forget the strawberries, oysters, champagne, chocolates, roses and classifieds this Valentine's Day because the race programmer is feeling "amorous". He is giving away free horses to every trainer who gets the 14th draw in each of the Grade 1, Grade 2 and Grade 3 Valentine's Day Races!

It's as simple as that. Secure a spot in any of the Valentine's Day races and if your horse leaves the 14th starting gate, you will be the proud owner of a brand new horse!

PS: There's even a horse for the second instance and all subsequent instances. Now that takes some doing - if you know what we mean! 
PPS: The more races you enter, the more chances you have to win!

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