Witch doctor called to lift curse on virtual gg
Dressed in black with long matted hair and white paint on his face the strange man cuts an unlikely figure to have trackside. But he’s been summoned by the Festive Lodge stable who firmly believe that one of their young horses is possessed and they need some help in ridding the occupying demons. “I may have to try some sort of sacrifice to the random god to change this (horses’) luck!” wrote Festive Lodge last week. The witch doctor danced around the horse, put on a quick bet with a trackside bookie, sprinkled some cheddar cheese in his left ear and sang a black eyed peas number before leaving the track. The horse is said to have enjoyed the experience but the bad randomscontinue…..
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