Friday, April 29, 2011

1,400 #RoyalWedding runners competing for over $6,378 in today's Royal Wedding 2011races!

There are over 1,400 runners entered into today's Royal Wedding races, plus there's over $6,378 which must be won. Time to join Will & Kate in the Royal Wedding races at RaceClubs.com as the virtual horse racing community commemorates the Royal Wedding 2011 with a day of tribute races in honour of the royal couple. 


In addition to being a day when the virtual horse racing community can pay tribute to the Royal Couple and be included in the proceedings, it will also become a souvenir of the day when the virtual horse racing community raced in the same circles as royalty. 

 

 

Enter the Royal Wedding 2011 Races! 

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Thursday, April 28, 2011

Your invite to celebrate the Royal Wedding tomorrow on Raceclubs.com.

The Royal Wedding 2011 Races


RaceClubs.com will be commemorating the Royal Wedding 2011 with a day of racing in honour of Prince William and Miss Catherine Middleton on the 29th April, 2011 with races sponsored in excess of £1,390.

Royal weddings capture the imagination of the public as they represent the highest ideals of romance, commitment and marriage. Every girl dreams of meeting her Prince Charming and every man tries to fill that role when he meets the girl of his dreams. It’s equal parts of childhood fantasy, idealistic romance and media spectacle all rolled into a moment in time when one private kiss between a prince and his bride unites the entire world for a split second, or maybe just that special day but hopefully for an eternity.

A bride’s wedding day is one day when she hopes to be treated like a princess. The 29th April, 2011 is one day when Catherine Middleton expects to feel as special as any bride when she exchanges vows with Prince William, her future husband and the future King of England. This Royal Wedding will unite both the young prince and his bride as a couple before the world.

To commemorate this special occasion, RaceClubs.com will be scheduling all Grade 1 races as Royal Wedding 2011 races with added £1,390 sponsorships on the 29th April, 2011 in honour of the royal couple as they celebrate their wedding day.

In addition to being a day when the virtual horse racing community can pay tribute to the Royal Couple and be included in the proceedings, it will also become a souvenir of the day when the virtual horse racing community raced in the same circles as royalty.

Choose a horse to enter the Royal Wedding 2011 Races!

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Monday, April 25, 2011

Royal weddings capture the imagination of the horse racing community at Raceclubs.com.

The Royal Wedding 2011 Races


RaceClubs.com will be commemorating the Royal Wedding 2011 with a day of racing in honour of Prince William and Miss Catherine Middleton on the 29th April, 2011 with races sponsored in excess of £1,390.

Royal weddings capture the imagination of the public as they represent the highest ideals of romance, commitment and marriage. Every girl dreams of meeting her Prince Charming and every man tries to fill that role when he meets the girl of his dreams. It’s equal parts of childhood fantasy, idealistic romance and media spectacle all rolled into a moment in time when one private kiss between a prince and his bride unites the entire world for a split second, or maybe just that special day but hopefully for an eternity.

A bride’s wedding day is one day when she hopes to be treated like a princess. The 29th April, 2011 is one day when Catherine Middleton expects to feel as special as any bride when she exchanges vows with Prince William, her future husband and the future King of England. This Royal Wedding will unite both the young prince and his bride as a couple before the world.

To commemorate this special occasion, RaceClubs.com will be scheduling all Grade 1 races as Royal Wedding 2011 races with added £1,390 sponsorships on the 29th April, 2011 in honour of the royal couple as they celebrate their wedding day.

In addition to being a day when the virtual horse racing community can pay tribute to the Royal Couple and be included in the proceedings, it will also become a souvenir of the day when the virtual horse racing community raced in the same circles as royalty.

Enter the Royal Wedding 2011 Races!

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Graham Clifford has a funny Easter Egg story that caused a fury in New York!

Easter Egg fury in New York


An Easter egg decorating assignment at a Queens school ended with a special education student in handcuffs. The mother of the 7-year-old said her son was treated like a criminal, but school officials stand by their decision.

Little Joseph Anderson told CBS 2's Dave Carlin on Thursday said his wrists still hurt from the handcuffs. “They handcuffed me and they picked me up and they took me to the ambulance,” Anderson said.

The cuffs were put on him at school by police after he admittedly threw a tantrum over during an Easter egg activity in his first-grade classroom.

“I wanted to color my Easter egg again so my mom could know how nice was it. But Ms. Kate wouldn’t let me so I jumped on the table,” Joseph said.

He said the school employees at P.S. 153 in Queens told him he’d be taken to the hospital if he didn’t calm down. That made him more agitated. His mother was called, but police arrived before she did, slapped Joseph in on handcuffs and took him to an ambulance. He screamed for his mother, Jessica. 

“I wanted to sit on the seat and the guy say I’m gonna get the needle,” Joseph said.

“They treated him like a perp,” his mother added. “All he wanted was his mother and he’s treated like a common criminal,” said family attorney Robert Nicholson!!!

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Thursday, April 21, 2011

Win £600 Candy Coated Easter Races!

 

Americans and the British  love Easter candy so much that national retailers are doubling their floor space to meet the demand for Easter treats. According to the National Confectioner's Association, we ate  over 7 billion pounds of candy last year; including 700 million marshmallows, 12 pounds of chocolate per person and enough jellybeans to circle the globe. That’s a lot of candy!

 

Horse racing might have all the great races but they also deserve a holiday that includes candy and celebration. You wouldn’t normally associate horses with Easter because it’s always been the Easter bunny’s turf, just like Christmas is from Santa’s side of the tracks and Valentine’s Day is only found in Cupid’s stable. The only problem with celebrating horse racing with a candy is that candy is really bad for you, and horse racing is notoriously disciplined when it comes to maintaining an ideal racing weight through disciplined training and a diet that borders on diuretics and deprivation.

 

We’re not going to sugarcoat it for you but candy can be the worst handicapper when it comes to horse racing. Easter candy and horse racing just don’t mix if you’re trying to keep your weight down in order to maintain the competitive edge in those high stakes races. Which is why we think Raceclubs.com has cottoned onto a great idea by offering the online horse racing community an Easter eggstravaganza worth £600 in candy coated Easter races?

 

Raceclubs.com virtually reinvented horse racing ten years ago by simulating horse racing through an online gaming experience that could be viewed through their patented 3D RaceViewer. Now Raceclubs.com is reinventing Easter, for horse lovers and chocolate lovers alike, by introducing a sugar free alternative to Easter candy and cavities with the £600 Candy Coated Easter Races.

 

The Candy Coated Easter Races deliver exactly what they promise; they’re the stickiest, sweetest horse races with more calories in their sponsorships than any candy bar and more excitement than any hunt for Easter eggs. Raceclubs.com’s Race Programmer has sugarcoated four daily division races with £600 crunchy caramelized cash sponsorships that just melt in your mouth and drop straight to your hips (assuming you keep your wallet in your back pocket) before spurring your horses straight into the Winner’s Circle!

 

So how does it work? Raceclubs.com created an online virtual horse racing community where you are a horse owner who must compete against other online stables through virtual horse races, you can also buy and sell horses but you must master the skill of training your horses to race at their most competitive level. Raceclubs.com’s Candy Coated Easter Races are a fun races sponsored over the Easter weekend with £600 cash.

 

Okay, we agree that it takes a lot to rival anything covered in chocolate but virtual horse racing is a pretty sweet deal considering your Easter horse comes free and you could win $1,000- which buys a lot of Easter eggs! 

 

Candy Coated Easter Racing - Over £600 Added Sponsorships!

 

Who doesn’t like candy?

We’re not going to sugarcoat the fact that candy is really bad for you but how can anyone resist candy? It’s sticky and sweet and goes down like a treat, it dive bombs through your bloodstream before hitting all those pleasure receptors in your brain. It feels so good that you just want more. Candy delivers the ultimate sugar high and it’s also a super-duper instant energy booster, mood lifter, and it’s legal. But then you crash and burn as your insulin and blood sugar levels take you on an emotional rollercoaster ride from hell until you get your hands on your next delicious candy fix.

Without candy you find yourself tired, listless, irritable, and craving more candy. Your little candy cravings spiral out of control until you get your next fix, then your next and your next and your next. Candy becomes a demon that tears you up from the inside out until you feed it more candy. It’s a vicious cycle that will one day end up with you making a tearful confession on Richard & Judy!

The truth is that candy is a gateway drug to stronger and more powerful addictive substances like heroin. Researchers have proven that candy abuse leads to anti-social behavior in kids. We’re reluctant to say this, but even the race programmer has fought his own demons in his day - all of which he attributes to his uncontrollable desire for candy.

Easter presents us with a moral dilemma on RaceClubs.com. Do we stock the Tack Shop with every single Easter confection from chocolate Easter bunnies wrapped in gold foil, caramel filled Easter bunnies, candy coated chocolate Easter eggs, Easter creme eggs, sticky hot cross buns, and even an Easter ham (glazed with honey!)? Or do we dish out unsweetened Easter granola bars made with organic wild oats and raw nuts? We didn’t think you’d want that either.

Just thinking about it makes our blood boil to a soft ball sugar consistency because we wanted to offer the valued virtual horse racing community something that is sticky, sweet, and scrumptious for Easter without compromising your nutritional and emotional wellbeing. It had to deliver enough instant energy to take you on an emotional rollercoaster ride that would excite you without leaving you feeling burnt out. It also had to be legal but not too healthy that it was borderline boring. Then we came up with the Candy Coated Easter Divisions!

The Candy Coated Easter Divisions are exactly what they sound like. The sweetest, stickiest races you will ever find on RaceClubs.com. There are more kilojoules in these sponsorships than any candy bar and more excitement than any rollercoaster ride. The race programmer has sugarcoated four daily division races with crunchy caramelized cash that just melts in your mouth and drops straight to your hips (assuming you keep your wallet in your back pocket) before spurring your horses straight into the Winner’s Circle! How wicked is that?

Hop those horses into extra instances and the RP will sponsor those too!

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Friday, April 15, 2011

We got the video of to prove what makes us a bunch of nutters according to Graham Clifford from the BBC!

Biography: Graham is the sports editor of the Irish Post newspaper in London and has been a broadcast and print journalist for the last eight years working in the U.K., Australia and in his native Ireland. He presents a show on local BBC radio in the South East of England and claims to have Psychic powers. He once caught a falling star and glued it back in space again and is in line to become next King of Greenland!



“What a bunch of nutters we are” 

Not my words but those of the Dollers Hill stable after viewing the answers to last week’s View from the stands competition! And really after having a look at them it’s hard to disagree with Dollers Hill! The pre-race antics of some of you are truly astonishing. But none more so than that of the derekkw10 stable! Derek wrote “It is stated I think on my profile that if I watch my finals on the toilet, I seem to have a much better finals when I am having poo. And if I don’t, poo happens lol”. Not an answer I was expecting but thanks for sharing Derek! Hope you have more number ones than twos (race finishing positions you understand!). With 10 wins in challenge finals there appears to be nothing wrong with your bowel movements Derek! I particularly enjoyed the post by Hermitage Kennels who wrote “I always click the volume gauge with the cursor. I check that it's set to 33 (I dunno, think I've a touch of the OCDs) which it is because it's always set to 33. If it's a big race (levels G2 for me), I load the race, pause before the stalls open and go out for a cigarette to calm the nerves first.” Well Hermitage if that’s not a case of obsessive compulsive disorder I don’t know what is! What happens if the volume gauge is at say 32?! Dark Star stables told us about his eating habits during races while Brisflyers makes sure he has a good time watching races regardless of the result! But the winner of last week’s View from the stands competition is Nacho Libre who wrote “I sit on my chair the wrong way round and pretend I'm the jockey riding home my winner!” What an image you paint Nacho Libre! Actually I think Raceclubs should make it compulsory that all owners must watch races this way! I hope the jockey you’re impersonating Nacho Libre is Charlie Saxon and not Diane Hall or else you might fall off the chair! Thanks to all for your entries and don’t miss this week’s competition.

Sky Castle stable has the LAST laugh!

Over feeding his virtual ggs, whispering in their ear that “slow and steady wins the race” and inserting bars of gold into the pockets of the unsuspecting jockeys who ride his horses – these are just some of the deliberate tactics now utilised by the Sky Castle stable. Not only does he want his horses to lose races but he wants them to come last and by as big a length as possible! Why? well after Raceclubs April Fools Derby day last week Sky Castle was the biggest loser and one of the biggest winners! A Raceclubs wrote “The highlight of the day though, and who we feel deserves some extra credit just for his utter patience in waiting for his horse to come home, is ‘Sky Castle Stables’. His Colt ‘Amibadenough01’ casually strolled in a sleepy 23.18 lengths behind the winner in a ‘Maiden Juvenile’ race. Sky Castle, we’re doubling your bonus credit allocation for the race.” Have you considered tying their legs together Sky Castle stables!

Come on Baby Charlotte – you can do it

Our thoughts and prayers are with you Bigboysteve and Sarah at this difficult time as your little baby girl Charlotte receives treatment at the RUH in Bath. I know all of raceclubs are thinking of the three of you and hope you are all home soon, safe and sound.

Stanchester – messing with my head

Maybe some of you know the answer to this but what really is the story with the Stanchester stable? To mock the inquisitive uninformed plebs like me the yard even has a horse called “red or blu”! Stanchester are you a Man United or Man City fan or perhaps neither! The plot thickens when you spot other horses in the yard named Wolves FC and Blackpool FC! My heads in a spin, Stanchester come clean! Incidentally the stable, which opened in September last year, is heading for its 100th win and is quickly getting a reputation as one that’s definitely going places.

And the winner of the Grand National is…

Barry White, an inveterate gambler and a Liverpool cab driver picked up a well-to-do oriental businessman from Liverpool John Lennon Airport.

On the trip to Aintree racecourse he told Barry that he had flown over from Hong Kong to back one of the horses he owned in the big race that day. The horse's trainer had told him that this was "the really big one" and he was positive the horse would win the Grand National Steeplechase at a hefty price.

Barry, being an obsessive gambler, couldn't wait for the businessman to tell him the name of his runner.

After he had paid the fare, Barry was slipped a note with the horses name: ??????

And my tip for the Grand National

Tidal Bay 33/1 – each way perhaps!! Good luck with your punt!

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Monday, April 11, 2011

King George & Queen Elizabeth horse racing games worth £556 tonight!

King George & Queen Elizabeth worth £556 tonight @ www.raceclubs.com!

 

 

The King George Classic Qualifier tonight already has ten runners and £286 stakes- enough time for four more runners & another instance. Get supped, nominated & qualified! The fillies aren’t going to be left behind in the Queen Elizabeth Classic Qualifier 4-7Y F- there’s nine of them competing for £270.59. This is one race where the more the merrier.

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