Americans and the British love Easter candy so much that national retailers are doubling their floor space to meet the demand for Easter treats. According to the National Confectioner's Association, we ate over 7 billion pounds of candy last year; including 700 million marshmallows, 12 pounds of chocolate per person and enough jellybeans to circle the globe. That’s a lot of candy! Horse racing might have all the great races but they also deserve a holiday that includes candy and celebration. You wouldn’t normally associate horses with Easter because it’s always been the Easter bunny’s turf, just like Christmas is from Santa’s side of the tracks and Valentine’s Day is only found in Cupid’s stable. The only problem with celebrating horse racing with a candy is that candy is really bad for you, and horse racing is notoriously disciplined when it comes to maintaining an ideal racing weight through disciplined training and a diet that borders on diuretics and deprivation. We’re not going to sugarcoat it for you but candy can be the worst handicapper when it comes to horse racing. Easter candy and horse racing just don’t mix if you’re trying to keep your weight down in order to maintain the competitive edge in those high stakes races. Which is why we think Raceclubs.com has cottoned onto a great idea by offering the online horse racing community an Easter eggstravaganza worth £600 in candy coated Easter races? Raceclubs.com virtually reinvented horse racing ten years ago by simulating horse racing through an online gaming experience that could be viewed through their patented 3D RaceViewer. Now Raceclubs.com is reinventing Easter, for horse lovers and chocolate lovers alike, by introducing a sugar free alternative to Easter candy and cavities with the £600 Candy Coated Easter Races. The Candy Coated Easter Races deliver exactly what they promise; they’re the stickiest, sweetest horse races with more calories in their sponsorships than any candy bar and more excitement than any hunt for Easter eggs. Raceclubs.com’s Race Programmer has sugarcoated four daily division races with £600 crunchy caramelized cash sponsorships that just melt in your mouth and drop straight to your hips (assuming you keep your wallet in your back pocket) before spurring your horses straight into the Winner’s Circle! So how does it work? Raceclubs.com created an online virtual horse racing community where you are a horse owner who must compete against other online stables through virtual horse races, you can also buy and sell horses but you must master the skill of training your horses to race at their most competitive level. Raceclubs.com’s Candy Coated Easter Races are a fun races sponsored over the Easter weekend with £600 cash. Okay, we agree that it takes a lot to rival anything covered in chocolate but virtual horse racing is a pretty sweet deal considering your Easter horse comes free and you could win $1,000- which buys a lot of Easter eggs! Who doesn’t like candy? We’re not going to sugarcoat the fact that candy is really bad for you but how can anyone resist candy? It’s sticky and sweet and goes down like a treat, it dive bombs through your bloodstream before hitting all those pleasure receptors in your brain. It feels so good that you just want more. Candy delivers the ultimate sugar high and it’s also a super-duper instant energy booster, mood lifter, and it’s legal. But then you crash and burn as your insulin and blood sugar levels take you on an emotional rollercoaster ride from hell until you get your hands on your next delicious candy fix. Without candy you find yourself tired, listless, irritable, and craving more candy. Your little candy cravings spiral out of control until you get your next fix, then your next and your next and your next. Candy becomes a demon that tears you up from the inside out until you feed it more candy. It’s a vicious cycle that will one day end up with you making a tearful confession on Richard & Judy! The truth is that candy is a gateway drug to stronger and more powerful addictive substances like heroin. Researchers have proven that candy abuse leads to anti-social behavior in kids. We’re reluctant to say this, but even the race programmer has fought his own demons in his day - all of which he attributes to his uncontrollable desire for candy. Easter presents us with a moral dilemma on RaceClubs.com. Do we stock the Tack Shop with every single Easter confection from chocolate Easter bunnies wrapped in gold foil, caramel filled Easter bunnies, candy coated chocolate Easter eggs, Easter creme eggs, sticky hot cross buns, and even an Easter ham (glazed with honey!)? Or do we dish out unsweetened Easter granola bars made with organic wild oats and raw nuts? We didn’t think you’d want that either. Just thinking about it makes our blood boil to a soft ball sugar consistency because we wanted to offer the valued virtual horse racing community something that is sticky, sweet, and scrumptious for Easter without compromising your nutritional and emotional wellbeing. It had to deliver enough instant energy to take you on an emotional rollercoaster ride that would excite you without leaving you feeling burnt out. It also had to be legal but not too healthy that it was borderline boring. Then we came up with the Candy Coated Easter Divisions! The Candy Coated Easter Divisions are exactly what they sound like. The sweetest, stickiest races you will ever find on RaceClubs.com. There are more kilojoules in these sponsorships than any candy bar and more excitement than any rollercoaster ride. The race programmer has sugarcoated four daily division races with crunchy caramelized cash that just melts in your mouth and drops straight to your hips (assuming you keep your wallet in your back pocket) before spurring your horses straight into the Winner’s Circle! How wicked is that? Hop those horses into extra instances and the RP will sponsor those too!
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Win £600 Candy Coated Easter Races!
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