Dear Santa,
Christmas is just around the corner and after 364 days of me just giving, giving, giving it’s about time I got something too for a change. I don’t expect much but I do expect something decent.
On that note, I want something store bought, none of that homemade tat your glue-sniffing elves keep peddling. I really don’t care what you get me so long as it is expensive and you leave the price tag on because I’m probably going to exchange it for something I really want or at least push for a cash refund.
I’m sincerely concerned about the impact all that superfluous packaging has on the environment so I expect cash instead of gift-wrapping. Oh yeah, and don’t bother about the card because I don’t really care who sent it just so long as I get it on time.
I also expect a whole day of Christmas racing from RaceClubs.com, which better be sponsored because it is better to give than it is to receive, or so I’ve been led to believe. And for once, I hope the Race Programmer can get the goings right because I don’t waste my time training horses to find out their goings when I can have more fun complaining about them in the forums. And in the spirit of Christmas and all things being equal, I want equal sponsorships for my colts and fillies. Maybe even for all my horses regardless of age sex, colour, handicap or grade. Maybe £126.00 for colts and another £126.00.
Anyhow, I don’t have time to get too specific coz I know you’ll stuff it up again like you’ve done every year since my childhood, and just to make it easy for you I’m not hanging up socks or cleaning up after dead trees so you can just leave it all here under the
Christmas Races. Maybe a lucky draw along these lines for all horses that race in the Christmas races. Pleaese! (Not really sure how to spell that, Santa).
£75.60 G1 Colt
£40.95 G2 Colt
£9.45 G3 Colt
£75.60 G1 Filly
£40.95 G2 Filly
£9.45 G3 Filly
Regards
Me!
PS: However you spend your holidays, we wish you the best one ever!
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